[Noel’s Knoll] Rom: Spaceknight, issue 3 – “Firefall”

“We possess not our full power here! In human guise, with no weapons, we must fight as humans do – without benefit of our Wraith sorcery! We cannot hope to defeat Rom!”

“True, Wraith! Perhaps the truest words your lying lips have ever spoken!”

“GLEEAGHH!”


In Washington, DC, the head Wraiths – Senator Carlisle, General Sutherland, S.H.I.E.L.D. Ageant Kraller, Psychologist Rachael Sweet – are again assembled, watching footage of Rom’s encounter with the National Guard. Archie Stryker, still in cuffs and flanked by Wraith cops, is still raging, still unaware that the beings Rom fought, the beings Archie is currently among, aren’t human. The group plays up Archie’s past as a Korean War vet and offers him the opportunity to help his government and right his recent criminal wrongs by destroying Rom.
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[Red Pen Reads] A Game of Thrones – Tyrion

The Eyrie’s jail cells are built in such a way that they double as a torture device: they have three walls, one drop to the death, and one mean, stupid jailer who’s been starving Tyrion by throwing his food off the deathly drop side for mean, stupid laughs. Tyrion reacts with a mixture of sarcastic disdain (Tyrion) and prideful fury (Lannister). A Lannister always pays his debts (that’s not the book, that’s just me, don’t drink), but as far as I’m aware, Mord is still being a Karma Houdini. I know he doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things and GRRM is busy cutting a swath through the major players, but I hope he doesn’t forget to balance the books on this one before the end.

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[Noel’s Knoll] Rom: Spaceknight, issue 2 – “Second Coming”

“Steve, you’ve got to stop the police! Tell them your call was a mistake…!”

“Like fun I will!”


Mobster Archie Stryker and his gang break into the labs of the military contractor Laserium Corp., kidnap the CEO, and plot to steal whatever they find in the triple-sealed vault buried deep in the building. What they don’t expect is for Rom to suddenly appear on the scene. To their surprise, Rom has no interest in Stryker or his activities, and is instead after the CEO, who is quickly revealed by Rom’s Analyzer to be a wraith. Again, since he’s the only one who can see beneath the disguise, Rom is caught off guard when Stryker, giving into a bit of buried humanity as he tries to save a “fellow human” from a “murderous alien”, latches onto a nearby prototype laser weapon and gives Rom a zap. Rom recognizes Wraith tech in the beam and the CEO Wraith quietly confirms that his people are converging on Earth and rapidly advancing the native technology so they can once again rise up and invade Rom’s homeworld of Galador. Rom escapes the beam, Neutralizes the CEO, and takes off. Stryker’s gang escapes, but he stays behind, lost in his rage at the alien being who appeared to vaporize a man before his eyes. The mobster shares this with the police who arrive and take him away in cuffs, unaware the Police Chief is himself a Dire Wraith.
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[Red Pen Reads] A Game of Thrones – Eddard and Daenerys

Ned stands in a brothel, a pillar of chastity in a sea of debauchery; one of his men seems to be playing strip-checker with a girl and a squire was apparently having sex while waiting for Ned and Littlefinger to finish their business. Ned exchanges his high horse for a real horse and ruminates on his findings during the ride back.

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[Noel’s Knoll] Rom: Spaceknight, issue 1 – “Arrival”

Run and hide, little ones. Somebody allowed Noel to write for yet another blog. *evil laugh*

Welcome to Noel’s Knoll, where I’m going to revisit and/or complete shows, comics, etc., that left a strong impression on me in the past. I’m starting with the Marvel comic series Rom: Spaceknight, which ran for 75 issues from 1979 to 1986. I’ve read the first 40 or so of those issues in the past, but held off completion until I could amass the entire collection and loop back for a full read-through. Serendipity called as Made of Fail debuted this site just after I got my hands on that final stray issue.
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